ELH

The Evil League of Housewives ( ELH ) have requested the GBC move its meeting since it conflicts with the ELHBC (Evil League of Housewives Book Club) meeting. (please note, that I specifically asked IN ADVANCE if the 17th was ok, and was given a permission slip signed in blood AND an ELH get-out-of-jail-free card- both apparently worthless).

In attempt to avoid hours of nagging, I have agreed to send out a request that we move this month's GBC from Thursday the 17th to Friday the 18th. (Trust me, it was better than the alternative: the ELH will drop off homemade snacks, their children, and their husbands at my house where we would conduct important GBC business- I DON'T THINK SO).

P.S. Please destroy this email after reading it. I don't think I need to say what might happen should this information fall into the hands of the ELH. P.P.S the ELH is not officially affiliated with the PTO or the Junior League; however, caution is still advised when dealing with any of their minions. May the beer be with you....